Fat Bastard Wines – “Garcon” 30 second radio advert.
SFX: General restaurant noise, people talking, cutlery on plates, glasses clinking.
MVO1: (pompous English accent, slightly inebriated and slurring): “I say waiter, come here man. I say Garcon, come here immediately man, can’t you see me waving at you ?”
MVO2: (French accent & polite): “Oui Monsieur?”
MVO1 (laughing at own joke) ” I say man, do you have frogs legs, or is it just the way you walk?”
SFX: Hysterical laughter from table guests
MVO1:” Only joking Luigi (more hysterical laughter), I mean Louie. Now tell me son, what wine would you recommend?”
MVO2: “Fat, Bastard, Sir.” (slow emphasis on the three words).
SFX: Louder, hysterical laughter from table guests.
FVO1: (shrill, hysterical laughter/1 mm away from being slapped)”Oh Morty, were you at varsity with the man? How does he know your nickname?”
SFX: Hysterical laughter – tailing off.
MVO3: ” Fat Bastard. A range of wines that are fat on taste and thin on pretense. Just ask Louie.”
“For more info on Fat Bastard Wines, go to:http://www.fatbastardwine.co.za/”